Now, I am not much of a traveling man these days, but a friend of mine went to Italy and took pictures of all the art and all the statues. She took them home, and showed them to her boyfriend who immediately said "LOOK!!! THAT'S KINGELD!".
I may not be rich. I may not be the most beautiful man in the world.
But at least I have a statue in Italy.
...and, for comparison, the real thing: